You’re not sure how, but you must have made your way back home. Still dripping, you sit down at your computer and boot it up. It prompts you to configure the system. You comply.
When it lets you on the desktop, it would seem that all your files have been wiped. But what were they in the first place? Maybe you never had any files?
Dazed, you search your brain for whether you might own any external hard drives. But nothing comes.